Sunday, July 6, 2014

So I've been at this resort in Florida with my family for 5 days now....


....with over 50% of my fellow guests being from Brazil.

I can now state with authority that if you are Brazilian, there is a very good chance that you are extremely attractive or at the least just plain beautiful.

I really think they raced through several stages of evolution that my French-Canadian ancestors and brethren are still struggling with.

Oh well.

Well you know what? I bet we could handle them pretty easily in ice hockey.

And I'll take that. 


Debra She Who Seeks said...

That's right. See if their goddamn beautiful smiles are still intact after a hockey stick to the face.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

My, that sounded more belligerent than I meant it to, LOL!

Contrary Guy said...

I am going to show that comment to the next Brazilian here that walks by.